harvesting the fails. |
I AM: Lorryzel Badajos A Roman Catholic. A Youth for Christ. A servant. A daughter. A sister. Loved. Blessed. Thankful. Happy. Free. His. This blog delves not just into the blessings God has abundantly placed in my life, but also into the disguises they take through the fails, the obsessions, the awkward, the absurd, the random, the painful, and the ridiculous. ".. He said to me, 'My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made in perfect weakness.'" - 2 Corinthians 12:9 |
| Girl: | I'm having heart surgery today. |
| Boy: | I know. |
| Girl: | I love you! |
| Boy: | I love you more! |
| *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* | |
| Girl: | Where is he? |
| Dad: | Don't you know who gave you the heart? |
| Girl: | (Starts crying) |
| Dad: | I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom. |
Kari Jobe (via littlethingsaboutgod)
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‘Cast your nets. Feed My lambs.’ (Taken with instagram)
‘Adveniat Regnum Tuum’ #Vegas2012 (Taken with instagram)
Romans 8:38-39 @cfcYFCsurrey1 (Taken by: @dianedimacali) (Taken with instagram)
Jeremiah 29:13-14 @CFCYouthPacific #InEverything (Taken with instagram)
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy…….
Counter Culture: ‘Wow, dig it, like there’s these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!’
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows…
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
HAHAH! I remember having a copy of this back in Socials 11……. it actually helped :P
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“I love you 5ever, ‘cause 4ever’s not enough.” Happy birthday @stephbolivar! <3 #BU (Taken with instagram)
| Peeta: | hey i just met you |
| Peeta: | and this is crazy |
| Peeta: | but i know everything about you but you were the one not paying attention and i watched you walk home every single day since the first day of school when your hair was in two braids instead of one and the teacher asked who knows the valley song and your hand shot straight up and i love you |
| Peeta: | so call me maybe |
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Someone’s in love @camkram #fanboying (Taken with instagram)
‘For God so loved the world..’ (Taken with instagram)
“I have a theory that selflessness and bravery aren’t all that different.” - Four #Divergent (Taken with instagram)
(Source: sophiniesom, via ayeching)
A mother (97 years old) in China, feeding and taking care of her paralysed son (60 years old) everyday for more than 19 years. A reminder of the...
Distraught Peeta Mellark.
How adorable.